“May I quote you on that?” is a common question a journalist asks during an interview. Here are just a few of the colorful comments that we’ve heard around campus. This time, we didn’t ask your permission.
“I’d sell my soul for an A in this class.”
Û in the Science and Technology area
“The REAL reason we’re quiet in the library is to let people sleep.”
Û in the Goddard library
“Yes, I chased a duck for 300 yards. No, I did not catch it.”
Û in the cafeteria
“Get a dog instead. Humans aren’t meant for companionship.”
Û near the bus stop outside Endicott Hall
“I just want to be happy! I’m going to focus on having the most beautiful Instagram and stop thinking about the likes.”
Û in the Health Science Center
Person 1: “Invest in bitcoin, man. I made a twelve-dollar profit over three days.”
Person 2: “Get a job, dude.”
Û in the Atrium