“May I quote you on that?” is a common question a journalist asks during an interview. Here are just a few of the colorful comments that we’ve heard around campus. This time, we didn’t ask your permission.
“I’m headed to a party and a funeral. I think the funeral will be more fun.” – outside a philosophy class
“At least I have memes to dull the pain of my existence.” – in the Endicott computer lab
“If cows ruled the world ÷ do you think they’d be drinking human milk?” – near the anatomy labs.
“Ta Da! … What is it?” – looking at an art project in the College Center
“I wouldn’t be coming here if it wasn’t for these vending machines.” – at the vending machine outside the library
“Have you seen the price of these drinks? It’s daylight robbery!” – while exiting the cafeteria
“The best part of being PSEO is all the extra free stuff.” – in line for walking tacos
“I need Jesus in my life – I should go to church. I’m not going to, but I should.” – someone laughing hard, for very long time.